This is a little bitty post about a little bitty man. Okay,
he wasn’t that small but I hate that pictures online can be so deceiving. Plus,
I’m pretty sure that this little man that I met in my cyber world claimed a few
inches taller than he really was. It wasn’t just that though…he was slightly taller
than me…just somewhat feminine in nature, or something. My point: I’m gonna cut
to the chase and just tell you, I liked him better cyber. Here’s our story….
We’ve emailed a few times online and then he asked for my
number. It took him a few days but he finally called. When he did, I wasn’t
impressed. I was actually pretty bored during the whole conversation. He asked
me out though so I accepted….especially since it involved ice cream. I figured
maybe in person things would be different. It’s always nice to give someone a
chance anyway. We chose a place between us to meet and there we went for ice
cream. When I saw him, I was immediately un-attracted to him and wished that he
was someone else. I know this is horrible of me….but sometimes I’m on dates and
I wonder what others around me are thinking and I get a little bit embarrassed.
I was kind of embarrassed to be with him. How shallow of me right? Shallow but
true…
Well, we sat down and ran out of conversation after about 5
minutes. It was kind of awkward. I also wasn’t really feeling the ice cream
sadly! He just wanted “something small” but it ended up being as big as mine so
I was secretly glad. I barely touched mine then asked for a box. He quickly
finished and we didn’t mess around wasting time. He asked if I was ready to go
so that my ice cream wouldn’t melt. I immediately replied in the affirmative.
He paid, we walked out, and since our cars were in different directions, we
parted ways without so much as a hug. I think we were both relieved to be on
our way. Shortest date of my life. I think it lasted about a half an hour. And
yet it was the longest half hour of my life. Sometimes, you are just not meant
for each other and you both know it. We are very different people. And so…on to
the next one. I’m on a roll…
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